The secret to staying young...... eat plenty of fruits and vegtables, get regular exercise, and lie about your age!     Lucille Ball

 A bent-over elderly lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. An elderly man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?" The elderly lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!"